Goal: Memorize this.
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I give up. the christians win. you can’t fight someone that admits we have proof but still won’t budge.
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I know, right? Was having a discussion with someone in my math class on this exact same thing more or less, and I posed the hypothetical question of if I could prove 100% true there was no Judeo-Christian God, would you still believe in him? His answer was yes. I could not believe what my ears were hearing. I was completely mind blown. I’d heard rumors people like that existed but I thought they were just that, rumors. Boy was I wrong!
Because my queue is almost empty!
I have about half as many posts as I do followers, which means about 50% of you haven’t sent in a submission yet, and should probably do so. :) But really, my queue is about to be empty, so I switched it to post one submission a day, so you lovely…
I keep seeing this on facebook, and honestly, I’m a little confused.
Like, sorry God, but I’m not in the mood to drown today…
While I don’t want to give theists unwanted advice, I really think that no matter how much you trust in Jesus to let you walk on non-frozen water, he’s gonna let you down exactly 100% of the time.
So, if you’re against drowning, I’d really think twice about trusting in him always. Just sayin’.
I can swim, no fear in drowning for me! Though I don’t really get the whole walking on water thing. Doesn’t really make sense.
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WOW!
Really??
That there are women who think like this boggles my mind. I mean, yes, this is a choice they are free to make for themselves, but, dayam. O.o
^ I’m saying, what even?
So today I was reading my book, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,and just to incite a fight with someone that I knew was religious, I said vampires were real and she was like “No, they’re not, why do you say they are?” ‘The book told me they were real, there’s a reason they call him HONEST Abe, obviously vampires MUST be real.’ Then she told me that not all books are real and asked where I found the book. I said I didn’t find it, my friend loaned it to me and he got it off of Amazon. Just because you found your bible in the religious section doesn’t make it anymore real than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,’ you just scream.”
When people are flailing around and calling for help they’re probably not drowning. It’s more likely aquatic distress which doesn’t always happen before you actually start drowning. Here’s a link: http://mariovittone.com/2010/05/154/
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